David Cook, Jr.:
CLASS OF 1976
Jamesville-DeWitt High SchoolClass of 1976
De witt, NY
David's Story
Life
1976-1980 Backpacked thru Jamesville to "find myself"
1980 Disgruntled with the candidates running for president I formed and headed the national campaign for Alfred E. (what, me worry) Newman for President. Finished 174 out of 173.
1981-1985 Studied accounting principles from Andrew Fastow of ENRON Corp.
1985-1992 Telemarketer selling ice to the Eskimos.
1992-1997 Interviewed and hired the interns for the White House.
1997-2000 Trained residents of Florida in the proper voting techniques.
2000-2003 Headed intelligence team verifying WMD in Iraq.
2004-2006 Retraining Florida residents, who were not listening the first time, on the proper voting techniques. Whisked out of Florida by "moveon.org" because my cover had been blown. They showed up at my door in the middle of the night in a fleet ...Expand for more
of Toyota Prius hybrids and spirited my wife and I away. So with a new mission we left Florida.
2006-Moved to Greenville, SC after the mid-term elections to infiltrate Bob Jones University and use subliminal techniques to turn this historically red area to blue. This is probably my most dangerous mission of all. If the locals were to discover who I truely am: a Liberal Yankee from Florida or "Halfback" as we are affectionately called, then unspeakable things could happen to us. The agent before me had been discovered, imagine the horror when he walked out of his house to get in his car and found that someone had put a "W" sticker on his back window. I don't know about you but the thought makes me shudder. Well on to complete my mission, wait, there is a knock at the door, I'll be right back............
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